Little Isaac says the darndest things

Ever since Isaac turned 3 it seems like he says the cutest and funniest things. Here are a few of them.

2 weeks after I had Israel Isaac was trying to fit between our couch and our pillar.

Isaac: Ugh! I can't fit I'm too fat!

Me: you're not fat Isaac don't say that.

Isaac: I'm not fat you're fat.

Me: You mean me and Daddy is fat right?

Isaac: No Daddy is strong. You're fat

Isaac looking in the mirror and smoothing his shirt out before he left the house one day

Isaac: Ugh! I still look fat. Oh, well lets go.

One day Isaac came in while I was putting on some Spanx with a dress

Isaac: Mom mom what is that?

Me: It's something that makes mommy look skinnier

Isaac: Oh it makes you feel all better?!

On a recent trip to TX I turned around just in time to see him picking his nose and eating a booger

Me: Gross! Don't do that!

Isaac: But mom mom I be so hungry!

We went to the mall and I was in a hurry

Isaac: Mom mom can I play

Me: not today

Isaac: candy?

Me: no candy

Isaac: Ride the car?

Me: Not today we are in a hurry

Isaac: *big sigh and slumps his shoulders* I'm having a baaaaddd Day mom mom. A bad day!

LOL I love my Isaac I don't know what I did before him or what I'd do without him!

Jan's infomercial about infomercials

Anyone that knows me, knows there's nothing I love more than an infomercial. I totally fall for practically any and every product. So you better believe when I saw the infomercial for the "Perfect Brownie Pan" that I had to have one. Lucky for me my sweet friend Joy sent me one. However, she did send it while I was pregnant. While I'm pregnant I don't know what the following words mean, a.) Self control b.) portion control c.) exercise. So, you better believe I put the perfect brownie pan to good use....along with many a drive thru. Thus I gained well above the 35 lbs the Dr. said I should gain at a maximum! It doesn't help that when we first moved to Oklahoma I didn't exercise and that resulted in a 20lb weight gain. All that being said three weeks after I had Israel I weighed 181 lbs. Yowzers! Lucky for me I saw another infomercial for a workout program called Insanity. I bought it off craigslist for 1/2 the price. Here's the results of both infomercials....

Perfect Brownie Pan
Insanity

Perfect Brownie Pan

Insanity

Perfect Brownie Pan


Insanity

What is Insanity you ask? It's an awesome 60 day program that kicks your butt and makes you lose the pounds! Here's what I love about it

* After 60 days I lost 18lbs and 20 3/4 inches (overall body)

*It kicks my butt everyday, but it's fun

*If you have an 30min or an hour to watch tv or do you hair and makeup you have the time to do Insanity...no excuses it's all about prioritizing

* I can workout at home with is awesome with 2 kids

* The people on the workout have to take breaks too so I don't feel like a total loser

*The hardest part is getting into my workout clothes and pushing the play button

*I never get bored with it b.c. it's a different workout everyday

*You can do it as many times as you want to b.c. you can never finish the program...it is about how far you can push yourself each time

* This program has not only made it about losing weight, but I want to keep doing it until I can master every push up workout.

*My new after picts are now my new before...that's right I am doing Insanity again. Check out my blog again in 60 days to see new results! :)