Little Isaac says the darndest things

Ever since Isaac turned 3 it seems like he says the cutest and funniest things. Here are a few of them.

2 weeks after I had Israel Isaac was trying to fit between our couch and our pillar.

Isaac: Ugh! I can't fit I'm too fat!

Me: you're not fat Isaac don't say that.

Isaac: I'm not fat you're fat.

Me: You mean me and Daddy is fat right?

Isaac: No Daddy is strong. You're fat

Isaac looking in the mirror and smoothing his shirt out before he left the house one day

Isaac: Ugh! I still look fat. Oh, well lets go.

One day Isaac came in while I was putting on some Spanx with a dress

Isaac: Mom mom what is that?

Me: It's something that makes mommy look skinnier

Isaac: Oh it makes you feel all better?!

On a recent trip to TX I turned around just in time to see him picking his nose and eating a booger

Me: Gross! Don't do that!

Isaac: But mom mom I be so hungry!

We went to the mall and I was in a hurry

Isaac: Mom mom can I play

Me: not today

Isaac: candy?

Me: no candy

Isaac: Ride the car?

Me: Not today we are in a hurry

Isaac: *big sigh and slumps his shoulders* I'm having a baaaaddd Day mom mom. A bad day!

LOL I love my Isaac I don't know what I did before him or what I'd do without him!